Helping Roomie With Her Beach Bum
06/12/03

    I live in a little college town where summer is anticipated as much as
anywhere else, I guess.  But I have to think my roommate Lucy is maybe the
most enthusiastic person I've ever met when it comes to the beach, and things
like that.  She looks forward to the next summer even before the last one
ends, and buys her new bathing suit as soon as the stores get them.  It's
very important to her that she look good on the sand and in the water.
Considering then, this past summer after graduation was her last in town
before moving to New York City and becoming a 9-to-5er, she wanted to make
one final, amazing impression on the surf crowd.
    I suppose it shouldn't have surprised me that she'd want everything
perfect on that first hot, sunny day, but I never anticipated how far she was
willing to go.  Lucy caught me in the hall one day in June.  She'd just
gotten out of the shower, and wore a heavy terry cloth robe with a towel in
her hair.
    "Oh, Michael!  Hi Honey!", she said when she saw me.
    "Hi Lu,", I replied, "Goin' to the beach?",
    "Pretty soon.  Um, Honeybear, could you do me the biggest favor in the
world?",
    "Sure,", I said.  Lucy just called me "Honeybear", when she really wanted
something.  I thought for sure she wanted to drive my Mustang to the beach.
    "I mean the biggest,", she whispered, and I started to worry a little bit.
    "Of course, Lu.  Anything you need.",
    "C'mon,", she said, and led the way into her bedroom, where she closed
the door behind us with a foot.  She pulled the towel off her head and stood
before her dresser with her back to me.  "I got my new suit yesterday.",
    "Wonderful,", I said.  She opened her robe, pulled the bottom of her new
bikini from the top drawer of her bureau, stepped into it, and drew it up her
legs.  Now I'd only caught the briefest glimpse of that sleek little nothing,
but I had to admit I was damn curious to see how she might fill it out.  My
roommate has a pretty little body and she can be one hell of a head-turner in a
swimsuit.  She has a lean, tight ass, and strong, satiny-smooth legs and
arms.  Her tits are smallish but beautifully shaped, and her hair is
naturally blond and stylishly bobbed.
    "Okay", she said, and proceeded to drop the robe off her shoulders and
to the floor.  I noticed right away that Lucy's new bikini was a first for
her: a thong.  A slender band of white spandex pulled around her hips and
connected to a slim ribbon of material that disappeared between the cheeks of
her ass, forming a "T.",  She turned around with her hands cupping her boobs.
 I noticed the ribbon of fabric reemerged at her crotch (not much thicker
than it had gone in the other side) and pulled up over her muff to form
another "T", at her waist.
    "Wow, Lu,", was all I could think to say.  "Does it have a top?",
    "Sure it does, but the bra's not the problem.",  She had the slightest
hint of a pout on her mouth.  "Look,", she said, and she let go of a bare tit
to point out the fluffs of pubic hair that overflowed the edges of the front
panel.
    "Can you trim it?", I asked, not really sure what the hell to say at this
point.
    "I want to shave it all off,", she said without missing a beat.  "C'mere
and look.",
    I took a few steps toward my roommate and knelt in front of her to
inspect this little "problem.",  She pointed out that even if she trimmed it,
the sheer material of her suit would still look lumpy over the woolly tufts
of hair that remained.  Besides, she added, if it got wet, everyone's eyes
would be drawn to the dark patch between her legs.  So it was settled, she
was planning to shave her pussy for the summer season.  But what did that
have to do with me?
    "I was hoping you could do it for me, Michael,", she said, scuffling one
bare foot like a guilty little girl.
    "Me?!", I exclaimed.
    "Sure!  You've been my roomie since freshman year, I trust you.  And
besides, you had that beard a while back that you shaved off.  You're
experienced with this kind of thing.  I'm worried I'll, I don't know, cut
myself because I can't see everything down there.",
    "Well, we could be safe and use my electric shaver,",  I said, my voice
actually cracking like a teenager's.
    "Oh, I knew you'd do it!  You're the best, Honeybear!",  at which she
let go of her other breast long enough to hold my face in her hands and kiss
me on the lips.  So guess I had agreed to it, and we went about spreading out
a towel on her bed to catch the cuttings.  Lucy stood in front of me and
scooted down that tiny white panty she wore and sat down on the bed.  I
plugged in the same electric shaver I'd used to take off my beard a year
earlier as she lay back on the bed and propped her head up with a pillow.
    "Ready if you are, Lu,", I said.  She nodded, with a look on her face
like she was about to undergo some sort of surgical procedure.  She spread
her legs wide around me, raising her knees naturally.  I just stared for a
second at my roommate's magnificent pussy, though it felt like an hour.
Starting a few inches below her belly button, and continuing to the tuck of
pink flesh between her butt cheeks, there was a soft growth of chestnut brown
fur that obscured all but the the lovely hood over her clit and the crimson
ruffles of her inner lips.  I ran my fingers through her silky curls (to
fluff them, of course!), and switched on the electric shaver.  The hair
covering Lucy's pussy was newly showered, and therefore exceptionally soft,
so it fell free easily with one pass of the shaver.  I occasionally leaned in
to blow off accumulated cuttings, and Lucy would squeal with delight at
feeling a puff of my breath tickle her sweet little cunt.
    It wasn't long before I had revealed a smooth landscape of pink curves
and dips.  Lucy's delicate notch is a wonder to behold; gloriously plump
outer lips that bow around the blossom of her inners make me think it's
almost a shame she ever grew pussy hair in the first place.  Nothing so
luscious should ever have been concealed under a fur coat.  I worked my way
up one fat outer lip, then down the other, gently pushing the pink flower
between them away from the buzzing cutter.
    By the time I'd mowed a path clear down to that adorable pucker between
the globes of her bottom, I was grinning because I noticed a glistening
drizzle of my roommate's juices between the now-exposed inner lips of her
quim.  I put one hand over her cunt while I buzzed into the crack of her
bottom.  My happy hand lay in the direction of her asshole, with my middle
finger conniving its way between those slippery lips.  Lucy squirmed a little
from my subtle probing.  Surely she wasn't suspecting I might be
concentrating on anything more than the little gadget in my other hand, and
the task of making her crotch look pretty for her beachgoing friends.  Then
it occurred to me: this was a machine I was using!  A warm, vibrating little
machine!  I decided to have some fun.  I replaced the guard on the cutting
head, left the razor turned on, and nuzzled the smooth surface of the device
up to her bald snatch.  Her body twitched in pleasure as it rolled over her
clit, which I noticed was now glowing a deep, polished red, and as stiff as a
tiny pencil eraser.  I held the humming body of my mechanical friend close to
Lucy's aroused lovebutton longer than I really should have—I couldn't help
myself, though!  Lucy was in heaven, but fighting any signs of her enjoyment
(of course she didn't want her roommate to think she was getting off from
being shaved by him!)  I kept up my vibrating seduction of her cunt until
there was a glossy rivulet of her musky honey drooling into the crack of her
ass.  Her eyes were pressed tight and her mouth was open just slightly.
    "Almost done, Lu,", I sang innocently over the noises of my gizmo's
whirring and my naked roommate's panting.
    "O-ugh-kay...", she grunted back.
    She took it upon herself to lift her knees almost to her chest, opening
not only more her baby-soft gash to my eyes, but also her cute, winking
dimple of an asshole, which now glistened pink in its slathering of girl
juice.  I removed the guard from the head of the shaver and zipped off a
stray strand of hair or two curling out around her dainty anus, and finally
sat back to survey my work.  Lucy's cunt was completely hairless and satiny
smooth.  It was also sopping wet.  I leaned in to blow away one stubborn wisp
of pubic hair and caught a salty whiff of this shaved angel's hot box.  I
fidgeted a little and felt a warm ooze of precum slip from the piss-slit of
my tucked-away cock.
    I picked up a bottle of lotion beside me and splatted a cumshot-looking
load of it into my palm.  After moment of rolling that goo between my hands
to warm it up, I ran four slippery fingers over the tender, newly-shaved skin
around her gash.  I let one greasy fingertip linger between her ass cheeks,
just long enough to feel her girlish bumhole clench in surprise.  My oily
digits then followed the fleshy outer lips of her cunt until they met above
her clit and became her smooth belly.  Lucy was now squirming with arousal;
her young body was preparing her, whether she liked it or not, to be entered.
 I was suddenly struck with the uncontrollable urge to slip my tongue into my
roomie's gorgeous notch.
    The first blissful instant Lucy felt the tip of my tongue press it's way
into her naked slot, she pushed her knees out and rolled her hips up,
attempting to open herself even wider to my tonguing.  Then she came to her
senses.  Realizing she was in the process of being eaten out by the guy who
paid half the rent and lived in the bedroom across the hall, she sat up fast
with a dizzy, wild-eyed expression on her face.  She was so swimming with
pleasure, and yet so shocked by my boldness, she seemed unable to compose the
words to say to me.  She took my face in her hands and pressed our lips
together, introducing her tongue to mine.  Sitting on the edge of the bed,
out of breath from an orgasm that was still stirring in her belly, she stood
me up and went about dropping my jeans and briefs to my knees.  Of course I
had a pounding boner, which bobbled free and stretched to its full length,
leaking a brilliant crystal thread of precum from its bloated head.
    "Oh, the fucking beach can wait,", she hissed as she fell back to the bed
and pulled me on top of her.  I snuggled in between my roommate's thighs,
swiveling my hips to aim the head of my cock in the right direction.  I felt
my bulb disappear into Lucy's body with a subtle Pop! and several inches of
my shaft ease in behind it.  Now that we both knew she was hot and bothered,
Lucy was finally free to express her ecstasy.  She let out a breathy howl of
celebration at being lanced by her longtime roommate's dick.  I gave one
shallow thrust, and then another.  I guess I was feeling kind of nervous
about it all until my body reminded me how mind-bogglingly good this tight
little manhole felt by zapping me with a single, sharp throb of pleasure from
my anus to my cockhead.  I think it was about this time Lucy's snatch let her
know she wasn't getting all that was coming to her.  She grabbed the cheeks
of my ass, and with one ferocious shove, drove the length of me in up to my
balls.
    "You're fuzzy!", she whispered in my ear with a coquettish giggle,
referring to the scruff of pubic hair around my cock.  It occurred to me how
strange it must've felt: my humping jungle of curls buffing her cueball
pussy.  She'd had a bald mound for only five minutes, and already we were
trying it out.  I became aware of the scraggly hairs on my balls, and how
they must've tickled her naked little rosebud as my sac dangled and bobbled
against the cheeks of her rump with each thrust.
    Lucy was obviously enjoying herself.  She took full advantage of the fact
that our other roommate Diane, was off studying somewhere; she panted and
moaned with each pump of my pelvis, occasionally crying out in joy when my
knob sank exceptionally deep.  Of course I was loving life, too.  How could I
have ever anticipated just an hour earlier that I'd have my pants down to my
knees and be fucking my roommate so fiercely that we'd both break a sweat?  I
could feel it coming, building in my balls, and by her huffing and puffing, I
knew Lucy was closing in on a shattering orgasm herself.  I continued my
pelvis-pounding at a feverish pace, and Lucy's hoots and moans evolved into a
series of high, lip-biting whimpers.  Her twat quivered closer and closer to
its eruption of rapture.
    Suddenly: silence.  Lucy's back arched and her head tipped back.  She
held her breath as the first wave rolled over her.  Her cunt gripped the
length of my cock with a force I'd never felt in a woman before—each
contraction working to expel this length of rigid flesh heaving against it.
I continued to pack my meat into her, which, when she finally exhaled,
inspired a howl of delight and a dig of fingernails in my bare ass.
    Lucy's immense release drove me right over the edge.  I let the heat in
my balls build until there was simply no turning back.  I gave one last,
great launch into my roomie's body, marked by the slap of naked flesh on
naked flesh, and filled her with stream after stream of cum.  Lucy was paying
careful attention to the beating rhythm of my pole, and gasped each time she
felt my cockhead spit another teaspoon of spunk deep into her.
    When it was over and done, we sat together on her bed, Lucy straddling
me.  We surveyed the scene at her sopping crotch: my handiwork with an elect
ric shaver, and the gaping, thoroughly exhausted lips of her pussy.  She
kissed me then, and I don't think I'll ever forget the look of affection in
her eyes as she did.
    I had the opportunity to shave my beautiful roommate again that summer
many more times.  Strangely enough, each time I did, Lucy and I managed to
get worked up enough to need some immediate relief.  She's moved away to New
York now, the weather's turned cooler, and I miss her more than I can say.
But I've decided to grow another beard, just for the joy of pulling out that
magical old electric shaver, and taking it all off again.

MattPheenie@aol.com